There was a drunk man on the train that everyone was trying to ignore. She saw that he was holding an inhaler, and offered him her seat.
“What if the cure for cancer is trapped inside the mind of someone who can’t afford an education?”
one of the best seriously fucks me everytime
this is so fucking amazing
We honestly would never know …
(Source: L-IAN)
demonhuntingdetectiveintraining:
i wish i could be a mermaid because then i’d have pretty hair and i wouldn’t have to shave my legs because no legs
lets not forget about no vagina, which means no periods
and no sex, not that it matters, we don’t have it now either so what difference does it make
why cant we be mermaids
but do they have wifi underwater
Priorities
(Source: ghostnotebusters)
*gets on one knee* will you marry me? *pulls out a figurine of your favourite character*
Praying for an end to abortion.
You do understand the difference between consent and non-consent, correct? Planned Parenthood offers abortions to those who want them, they don’t secretly switch their girlfriend’s Amoxicillin with Cytotec and take away their choice to carry a pregnancy.
Do you really not understand the differences in circumstances here?
i just wow who let me get this emotionally invested in a tv show
how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis



